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[By Phone and communicator, Lex is attempting to contact any and all Legion members and anyone willing to help.]

This is Lex Luthor. And I need your help.

The mad giant mechanical.... Milkman is destroyign the town and killing all in its path. 
We must unite if we wish to fell this abomination.

I am fighting the menace as we speak, please contact me as soon as possible.
Out Legion shall stand united and our captors will fall!

[You can see Lex flying around town in his techno Warsuit, attempting to fight the might mecha milkman. Do you help, watch, or ignore?]


Date: 2011-03-27 01:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
[coming from a pile of rubble, a lit holograph zips past Lex, if he scans deeper in a small girl sits there surrounded by several other of them, lines of code appearing on each]

". . ."

Re: Action

Date: 2011-03-27 01:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
[Lex gives an immediate response while ducking behind cover.]

Who are you and how can you help.

Re: Action

Date: 2011-03-27 02:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"Hoshino Ruri. If you can find its wireless point, I've been trying to bypass its computer systems, or if you can find me a crew of 20 or so people who understand highly advanced particle physics, I may be able to get something from the post office."

Re: Action

Date: 2011-03-28 05:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I think we maybe a bit short on staff, though I'll see what I can do about locating a port to hack into.

Date: 2011-03-28 10:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"The odds of one of Earth's interstellar battle cruisers being at the post office are pretty slim too. Here is my contact frequency."

[She nods a bit, looking across her various screens as she offers her contact frequency to Lex]

Date: 2011-03-29 01:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
[Lex observes the data transfering into his suit.]

Do you think that'll be enough fire power?

Date: 2011-03-29 09:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
[Said in a complete deadpan tone]

"Even the Nadesico A with its one Phase Transposition cannon has enough firepower to take out a target the size of France. The ship was designed to repel alien invasion fleets. But its also 450 meters long, which is why I didn't look for it."

Date: 2011-03-27 03:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
[just gonna

run by

as a wolf the size of a school bus]

Hey, loser!

Date: 2011-03-27 06:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
[Lex's eye twitches as he recognizes the voice coming from that monstrously sized wolf.]


Date: 2011-03-28 03:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
So, you're a dildo now!

How's that working out for you?

Date: 2011-03-28 04:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
This is not the time or place you impudent beast-child!

That monstrosity is going to try and kill us all!

Date: 2011-03-28 08:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
You'd think I'd like you more, considering, but I really don't. Totally weird.

... Is that a fucking milkman? [LAUGHING]

Date: 2011-03-29 01:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
... yes it is.

And it is armed to the teeth.

Date: 2011-03-29 01:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
It probably has pretty strong teeth.

You know.

Because of the milk.

Date: 2011-03-29 02:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
.... anyway.

We have to find a way to destroy it.

Date: 2011-03-29 03:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
This is serious.

That thing has already killed soem of our fellow prisoners.

Date: 2011-03-29 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
It's a giant milkman robot.

But, yes, it's totally serious, yeah.

Date: 2011-03-29 03:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
And you're a wolf the size of a bus.

This doesn't make the situation any less absurd.

What do you think you can do?

Date: 2011-03-29 03:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I could... bite it in half.

Or something.

It's just metal, right?

Date: 2011-03-29 03:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I'm not sure.

It's more resistant to attacks than any normal kind of metal.


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