Luthor Log 002 - We Are Legion

[greatestmanll40]

http://community.livejournal.com/mayfield_rpg/1188689.html?thread=23357521#t23357521

[By Phone and communicator, Lex is attempting to contact any and all Legion members and anyone willing to help.]

This is Lex Luthor. And I need your help.

The mad giant mechanical.... Milkman is destroyign the town and killing all in its path. 
We must unite if we wish to fell this abomination.
 

I am fighting the menace as we speak, please contact me as soon as possible.
Out Legion shall stand united and our captors will fall!

Action:
[You can see Lex flying around town in his techno Warsuit, attempting to fight the might mecha milkman. Do you help, watch, or ignore?]

Comments

Action

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

[coming from a pile of rubble, a lit holograph zips past Lex, if he scans deeper in a small girl sits there surrounded by several other of them, lines of code appearing on each]

". . ."

Re: Action

[greatestmanll40.livejournal.com]

[Lex gives an immediate response while ducking behind cover.]

Who are you and how can you help.

Re: Action

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"Hoshino Ruri. If you can find its wireless point, I've been trying to bypass its computer systems, or if you can find me a crew of 20 or so people who understand highly advanced particle physics, I may be able to get something from the post office."

Re: Action

[greatestmanll40.livejournal.com]

I think we maybe a bit short on staff, though I'll see what I can do about locating a port to hack into.

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"The odds of one of Earth's interstellar battle cruisers being at the post office are pretty slim too. Here is my contact frequency."

[She nods a bit, looking across her various screens as she offers her contact frequency to Lex]

[greatestmanll40.livejournal.com]

[Lex observes the data transfering into his suit.]

Do you think that'll be enough fire power?

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

[Said in a complete deadpan tone]

"Even the Nadesico A with its one Phase Transposition cannon has enough firepower to take out a target the size of France. The ship was designed to repel alien invasion fleets. But its also 450 meters long, which is why I didn't look for it."

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

[just gonna

run by

as a wolf the size of a school bus]

Hey, loser!

[greatestmanll40.livejournal.com]

[Lex's eye twitches as he recognizes the voice coming from that monstrously sized wolf.]

You...

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

So, you're a dildo now!

How's that working out for you?

[greatestmanll40.livejournal.com]

This is not the time or place you impudent beast-child!

That monstrosity is going to try and kill us all!

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

You'd think I'd like you more, considering, but I really don't. Totally weird.

... Is that a fucking milkman? [LAUGHING]

[greatestmanll40.livejournal.com]

... yes it is.

And it is armed to the teeth.

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

It probably has pretty strong teeth.

You know.

Because of the milk.

[greatestmanll40.livejournal.com]

.... anyway.

We have to find a way to destroy it.

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

Curdle it!

[greatestmanll40.livejournal.com]

This is serious.

That thing has already killed soem of our fellow prisoners.

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

It's a giant milkman robot.

But, yes, it's totally serious, yeah.

[greatestmanll40.livejournal.com]

And you're a wolf the size of a bus.

This doesn't make the situation any less absurd.

What do you think you can do?

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

I could... bite it in half.

Or something.

It's just metal, right?

[greatestmanll40.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure.

It's more resistant to attacks than any normal kind of metal.